So I drew this picture of a carton of milk with eyelashes and a beard…
I started thinking I wonder what her back story was ?? Bearded Milk or Malk lass Turning slightly sour and Crass.. Trying her best to be sweet till the end. Tears of regret, sorrow, and doubt. Perhaps she will be cheese or butter Cream. Bearded butter cream lady mmmmmm………NOOOO can’t continue this.. Going to have to think about the back story a little more.
So I pivoted and came up with this tale for the book.
Princess Harriet hoped with all her heart that Prince Charming would see through the spell. The pun wizard had turned her into Harry Cream.. This happened moments ago…
The Pun Wizard was not kind he hated her cream so he thought of a scheme.. Then he said “Who in their right mind would drink cream with a beard of mold on it?.”
POOOOOOF Buzzz kizzz Sparkle!
The princess awoke, then began to cry. She was Harry Cream, who would drink that?? Then she saw in the distance her knight.. He was not gallant or amazing. He was just an average dude with a few strands of chest hair..
He simply looked down, picked up the Harry Cream, kissed it, and said, “Perfect, this will put hair on my chest! “
The next moment:
Poof, the spell was broken! The princess of cream was returned to her original form.. Princess Butter Cream.. And she did, in fact, give her knight chest hair, in addition to her heart and her kingdom.
The two were married and had lots of cream and custard children. Who went on to tell the story of never judging a carton by its outside. But read it before you buy it and take it home.. That’s not milk or heavy cream.. You just picked up the butter cream. Mmm mmm sour butter cream. Great for pancakes, Cakes and other things.. Not great on cereal or in your coffee..
This is a shout-out to you all who mistook butter cream for milk as a kid… or as an adult.. Or perhaps you consumed other things that put hair on your chest.
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